Big Brother Bernardovski

The reason body builders don't have more babies is not because of steroids abuse, but because their sperms spend their limited lifetime outside the balls doing those stupids postures instead of running up to incubate the egg.

Bernardovski 3:17

Fucking Mitch, wouldn't settle for a titch. The race is about who lives longer and not about who checks out sooner, for there you will always be second to Jesus in both age and stupidity.

What was that Mitch? There's no wall for you to sleep? Damn emptiness, we know how much you miss the ground.

Wrong exit brother, you don't look good in white.

Bernardovski 3:17

I looked into religion a couple of times, but the closest I got to sharing the "joyous feeling" with religious people was when I smoked marihuana.

One thing we had in common though, we were both halucinating. Their halucination however was cheaper, I give them that. But like the old saying goes, you get what you pay for, they had to keep going back every sunday to be reminded why it was good. Whether I didn't need to go anywhere, the feeling like the force was always with me.

Bernardovski 3:17

Ever wipe your ass and the paper comes out clean? You wipe it a second time, then a third time and is still clean?

Do you wonder why we wipe it a second and a third time? Because we're sceptical, that's all.

I tell my ass, in 45 years you haven't been able to take care of your own shit, you always had to rely on me. And you're going to tell me that out of sudden you learned. Na, what's going on? Who's the hand? Who's the help?

Bernardovski 3:17