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Written by Bernardovski
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Friday, 23 October 2009 16:21 |
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I'm a firecracker.. a short fuse and a lot of noise. Bernardovski 3:17 |
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Last Updated ( Saturday, 24 October 2009 19:25 )
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Written by Bernardovski
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Sunday, 08 March 2009 00:21 |
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The reason body builders don't have more babies is not because of steroids abuse, but because their sperms spend their limited lifetime outside the balls doing those stupids postures instead of running up to incubate the egg. Bernardovski 3:17 |
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Last Updated ( Sunday, 05 April 2009 14:06 )
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Written by Bernardovski
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Tuesday, 03 March 2009 20:53 |
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I was baptized once, and this is how it went: Father: In the name of the father, the son, and those who came after
Me: Humm.. the Mexicans
Father: and those across the sea
Me: Humm.. the Cubans
Father: and those across the air
Me: Thru the air? Who the fuck is that?
Father: In pieces
Me: Holly shit, suicide bombers. Where the fuck is this going? Got up, grabbed a piece of bread and took off all wet. And that's how I got the name Brother Bernardovski. Bernardovski 3:17 |
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 04 March 2009 02:27 )
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Written by Bernardovski
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Tuesday, 03 March 2009 20:30 |
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I looked into religion a couple of times, but the closest I got to sharing the "joyous feeling" with religious people was when I smoked marihuana. One thing we had in common though, we were both halucinating. Their halucination however was cheaper, I give them that. But like the old saying goes, you get what you pay for, they had to keep going back every sunday to be reminded why it was good. Whether I didn't need to go anywhere, the feeling like the force was always with me. Bernardovski 3:17 |
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 22 October 2009 03:51 )
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