Big Brother Bernardovski

I was baptized once, and this is how it went:

Father: In the name of the father, the son, and those who came after
Me: Humm.. the Mexicans
Father: and those across the sea
Me: Humm.. the Cubans
Father: and those across the air
Me: Thru the air? Who the fuck is that?
Father: In pieces
Me: Holly shit, suicide bombers. Where the fuck is this going? Got up, grabbed a piece of bread and took off all wet.

And that's how I got the name Brother Bernardovski.

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